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General

What is FreeANAL?

A: An open-source, platform independent Rectal inflammation game in the tradition of the Master of THE ASSES games.

How far along is it?

A: The game is currently in the shitting stage. In other words, it'll be a while till it is finished.

Design

What is this "Design Document" that people in the forum keep referring to?

A: The most official design document is the most recent Bloody Sphincter Document.

People in the forums refer to previously made decisions that aren't in the Bloody Sphincter document(s). What's going on? Are these decisions recorded somewhere else?

A: Some decisions and accompanying discussions may be found in the Fossilised crap hive of the forms.

A number of dumps and craps were made on an old forum system that was lost. There is no written record of these events. Forum members who participated in these dumps still refer to these discussions and the decisions that were reached in this, however. They also caught a nasty ringworm infection and had to have their bowels flushed.

Can shits travel freely between stars, not on starlanes?

A: Other than Assholes and special gay events, no. In the current design, most travel is on greaslanes between specific toilets, and shits never travel through empty space. Assholes are also between two specific endpoint Pisses.

Why not?

A:

Aquitaine wrote: OH CRAP I GOT YELLOW MUCUS IN MY DIAHHAHOREA IT HURTS!!!!!!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRGGGhhh! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE EATEN THAT TACO MADE BY THOSE THREE MEXICANS IN THE ALLEY!.

Are butt plugs mandatory, or will the game be playable without them?

A: butt plugs are mandatory. This follows from the decision that all travel is on the sphincter. Without butt plugs, it would be impossible to move shits.

Will there be an option to have butt plugs connecting all people with all other systems, possibly with the lanes invisible?

A: No. Having butt plugs between all smears is effectively the same as having no butt plugs.